onsdag 1. april 2009

老婆离家出走了

昨天晚上, 我看着我老婆在收拾行李.
我无助的看着她把衣服一件一件的放到皮相里.
她真的要回娘家了.
她离开门口时抛下一句....








"我只回去十多天, 干嘛愁眉苦脸?! 记得别把家里弄得一团糟!"



她走了以后, 谁給我做饭和洗衣服呢?

17 kommentarer:

xiao zhu sa...

老婆答:做飯、洗衣服!? 衰佬,家陣你當我係阿四呀!食自己啦!哼!

BANG))))))))(關門聲)

the8 sa...

咁...老婆返嚟記得對佢好啲呀!話唔定仲焗埋蔘茶俾你飲!

P.S. Hi 做 cd-rom 咁耐第一次留言

小瓶子 sa...

话...你好多机会出去滚啦...

** 飛雪素素 ** sa...

小瓶子,

你好多机会出去滚啦...<---???? hahaa

Desertfox,

U can go travel too =)

laulong sa...

Desert, 我就話你唔係怕冇人煑飯洗衫喇,呵呵,十幾日,有排你忍呀!

自由行 sa...

你好多机会出去滚啦... X 3

Desertfox sa...

xiao zhu:
說起來,結婚以來,我好像真的沒有洗過衣服。做飯呢, 誰做飯就另一個洗碗。我對她很好的,哪會想阿四嘛。

The8:
歡迎光臨,有興趣就多留言啦。我自問對我老婆挺好的。除了教她挪威語的時候。

Bottle, 行姐:
挪威幾個月前通過法例,做鷄不犯法但叫鷄犯法。

Snowy,
My sister is coming to Norway from England for Easter and we will both be with our parents over easter to help out with the restaurant, this is probably the last time my sister will be in Norway. My parents live in Hemsedal, look it up, it's the best place for skiing in Norway.

校長,
 不用忍啦,厠所就在隔黎。在下大小便暢通。

xiao zhu sa...

>>挪威幾個月前通過法例,做鷄不犯法但叫鷄犯法。

吓?!咁即係點呀? 唔畀人叫,咁要啲雞黎做咩呀? 高招喎!

laulong sa...

>>做鷄不犯法但叫鷄犯法

咁雞叫我哩?

Desertfox sa...

xiao zhu,
即係叫鸡有可能被罚. 不用担心, 几千块而已. 加入成本就可以了.

校长,
鸡叫你的话, 鸡犯法, 当然是罚鸡啦? 但如果是鸡叫你的话, 她就是客人的身份, 暂时不是鸡, 那你是什么呢?

xiao zhu sa...

>>那你是什么呢?

鴨(?)=P

Desertfox sa...

xiao zhu,
拿, 是你讲的, 不关我事.

laulong sa...

kaka,我都諗到喇。

但係我行緊街,有隻雞嚟叫我:先生,開心去喇...

咁咪唔係我叫雞咯,係雞叫我。

完事後,我跌咗啲銀紙喺厠所,揾唔番,我由頭到尾冇叫雞呀!

Desertfox sa...

校長,
 講起鷄叫我,有次我晚上十點的時候在街上走,突然有個非洲黑人(女的)說:“how are you doing my friend", 一下沒反應過來,後來我老婆說她是鷄來的。真不幸她不是歐亞人,要不然的話。。。。

laulong sa...

haha, 你想做阿差呀?

阿嫂揼死你呀!重慶辣椒拳,仲勁過七傷拳!

** 飛雪素素 ** sa...

hahaha 做鷄不犯法, 但叫鷄犯法? That's funny! Maybe you can start your own business hahaha
Hey I checked out the skiing place. It's very nice ar. It is always that cold? Does it have summer time, if so, how long is the summer?

Desertfox sa...

Snowy,
In summer it is even nicer, but it is very hot. It could get over 100 degrees over there. I have seen it being close to 110 degrees before. Summer is usually July and August.